Thursday 4 August 2011

Smart Barber and Dumb Indian Politicians

A talkative smart government barber in Member of Parliament's free service to politicians building will ask all kinds of questions to the elected politicians. 

He was asking the speaker of the house, "Sir what is the black money and why community of India is up in arms against all the politicians and revolting to oust them.

The speaker after listening disturbed for a while blasted at the barber, "Shut up and do your job don't ask questions."

Next Prime minister came and barber asked, "Sir what is this Swiss bank account and why people are so angry as to kill our law makers."

Prime minister up and down in his seat tried to shut him up too.

So others asked him, why do you ask these questions to them when they get so angry. Barber explained, these semi bald headed ministers, when I ask these question their hairs get raised and I cut them off easily without scratching their dumb skulls.

Wednesday 3 August 2011

Dost kabhi nahin badalte

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:

Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:

Maa - Aag lage is mobile main.
Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

BIRTHDAY PER:

Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PER:

Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.
Papa - Mard ban.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte...

Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:

Maa - Aag lage is mobile main.
Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

BIRTHDAY PER:

Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PER:

Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.
Papa - Mard ban.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte...